Carrot dong

What can I say folks..I like to keep things classy. But sometimes, God's sense of humor gets the best of me and I must be a bit crude.

I did not notice this at the store today. Just grabbed two carrots that I needed for my stew.
Well this carrot wanted to show it's approval of me. He was just clearly excited to be chopped up and thrown into hot beef broth with some other meat.
Well I had to Lorena Bobbit the guy and I didn't feel good about it.
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